In Defense of the German Gang Bang

Alright,
I read Zelda's entry about the German Gang Bang. Just to let everyone know the full story about why I even bothered to get the thing, let me explain. I WAS DRUNK!!!!! Okay, maybe not really drunk, but a little relaxed. My buddy, Corin, just left for the army. I was toasting to the gods, my ancestors, and my dead pet dog for his safe return. Anyways, I had 2 drinks ... Remy Martin VSOP cognac, straight up, on an empty stomach. So, I was a little relaxed. Anyways, Zelda and I always talk about sex. She told me one time that she had always wanted to see a gang bang. Being the perceptive and all remembering husband that I am, I decided why the hell not?! I'll go and get us something we can put in the DVD player and fool around to. (It's a little easier than the office chair, desk, bathroom, dining room table, back yard table, swimming pool, etc. Suggestions are welcome!) Anyways, I drove by this one video store that I always see on my way home from school and stopped in to pick something up. (Okay, I have to admit, I've never bought porn before.) So, I asked the...ahem... porn conniseur... about his selection, and I requested something recent with variety and a gang bang in it. Well, he presented 3 movies for me. So, I closed my eyes, reached out, and bought the first thing I grabbed....Thank god it was a DVD.

I came home, locked the door to our room and put the DVD in. The DVD was in several sections so I just fooled around with Zelda until I saw the gang bang start. Needless to say, when it started, we had more laughter than arousal. The rest of the DVD was okay, but that one gang bang was ... pathetic and funny.