Saturday, September 23, 2006

10 Things I Will Never Say

Tagged By Trashman

1. I just wanna dance!

2. Excuse me. Can I please get a reach around?

3. This white wine spritzer is waaaay too strong.

4. Sure hon. Go ahead and get a breast reduction.

5. Quick change the channel! Oprah's on!

6. That was a well thought out liberal argument.

7. I'm here! I'm queer! So blow me and get used to it.

8. I don't feel like fishing. Let's go shopping!

9. Would you please stick this up my ass?

10. I should have become a gynecologist.