Merry New Year

I'm just waiting for the politically correct pieces of shit to start saying that "Happy New Years" is insulting to the Chinese since they go by a different calender and that we need to start saying "Merry Complete Earth Revolution around the sun" or something like that.

Anyways, we went out last evening. It seems that there is always something involving sex whenever people hang out with us. We went to a bar until just after midnight. Then, we went to a tittie bar. Afterwards, we went to our friends' apartment and put some porn on.

While we were at the first bar, we started talking about fireworks. It's a shame they don't allow fireworks where we live. I used to live in a small town just outside of Houston. Fireworks were allowed where I grew up. I really miss going out to those little stands, picking out exactly what I wanted, anticipating nightfall, and setting them off. We had the entire assortments of firecrackers, sparklers, bottle rockets, and roman candles. Then, there were the others like the whistlers, saturn missiles, rockets that sent a little parachute back, tanks that actually shot down the road and would fire little sparks, and mortars. Come to think of it, I haven't really seen those lately. Anybody else remember some the older fireworks that you just don't see anymore?