Um, Excuse me?

It surprises me how often a guy gets hit on just for having the word "doctor" in front of his name. I had a patient once. She was blonde haired and blue eyed with some sort of an Eastern European accent.



Patient: "Should I take my shirt off?"



Me: "It says here you have a knee problem."



Patient: "yeah, and?"



Me: "Ummm, no that's alright."