Wednesday, May 23, 2007
About Me
- Name: Zelda
- Location: Don'tLookForMe, Anywhere, United States
I'm a crack-ho lazy mom who vacillates between feelings of inadequacy and delusions of grandeur. I am not bothered by kid snot, garlic breath or Bob Dylan's voice. But pinch me with your toes and I will probably kill you.
Previous Posts
- Still here
- You don't have to eat head
- We're back!
- To OZ!
- To Be or Not To Be?
- Fuck this new Blogger
- Bo Gia (Vietnamese for "The Godfather")
- Merry New Year
- A Nightmare
- There's a fly in my soup
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