A new name

For years now, I've been contemplating changing my name. When I became a citizen back in 1994, someone asked me if I wanted to change my name like many immigrants do. At the time, I thought....why? Everyone already knows me by my real name. So, why would I change it?

Well, I've given it alot of thought since then. I asked myself...why not? So, I ask all of you....other than Jethro, what name should I consider? Less than 10% of the population has ever pronounced my birth name correctly on the first shot. So, THEORETICALLY (and just for the fun of it), If I were to ever change my name, what names should I consider?