Wednesday, September 29, 2004


Now ya'll see that when the girls get older, I'm in trouble. When they approach the age of dating, I have the perfect weapon. Earlier this year, I was required to take a dermatology course. One of the chapters in our required textbooks was focused on sexually transmitted diseases. There were detailed pictures. Some diseases show no symptoms in women but will in men. Other diseases show no symptoms in men but will in women. I tell you, if you saw some of the pictures in this book, you'd be tempted to be celibate. Hopefully, it will work.

If not, the old dad with a small arsenal introduction to the first boyfriend she brings home will have to do the trick.