Seeker's troubles

Since I'm taking midterms, I'm going to make this post short.

I went to Seeker's site and saw his counter displaying 414 days since his last copulation. Poor guy, no wonder he posted a picture of my wife. He's cool, he can look. Hell, I do! So, I ask all of you, all you horny poets out there, what was your longest dry spell?

Mine was 3 fucking years and I had a girlfriend. She had rediscovered her long, long, long, oh yeah, did I mention looooooooooooong lost virginity. Glad that crazy bitch is gone.