Saturday, March 29, 2008
About Me
- Name: Zelda
- Location: Don'tLookForMe, Anywhere, United States
I'm a crack-ho lazy mom who vacillates between feelings of inadequacy and delusions of grandeur. I am not bothered by kid snot, garlic breath or Bob Dylan's voice. But pinch me with your toes and I will probably kill you.
Previous Posts
- Sex Questions II
- Sex Questions
- Happy 9th Anniversary
- Updates
- A strange and funny dream
- What's that noise?
- A political Post
- Can I Have Fries With That Grenade Launcher?
- For my Venison Lovers
- I Demand Affirmative Action!
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