Gwennie: "Daddy, what's your favorite holiday?"
Me: March 14th.
Gwennie and Zelda: "Huh?"
Me: (staring straight at Zelda with a smile on my face)"March 14th"
Gwennie and Zelda: "What holiday is that?"
Me: (laughing) "Nothing... I'm just joking, sweety. I just picked some random day like ONE MONTH after Valentines day as a joke."
Gwennie: "Oh! Okay....it wasn't that funny of a joke."
Me: I know. I don't tell very good jokes. I need more practice.
Zelda: (finally got it) "OOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!"