Friday, September 21, 2007

Fu Man Chu

Or however the hell you spell it. I haven't shaved in a week. Zelda wants me to grow out my facial hair. I tried it once a long time ago. It just didn't look right. Then, it started to itch. Now, my woman wants to see what I look like with it. Since she's the only one I'm trying to impress, I'll give it another try.

I can just see it now, I'm going to have this Fu Man Chu, dressed up in traditional Asian clothing, and giving Kung fu lessons while stroking the facial hair and laughing while my students get the shit beat out of each other. Okay, that was pretty funny. Oh well, give me a couple of drinks and I'll consider taking a few pictures of it and posting it....maybe.

Just understand that most Asians do not grow facial hair as quickly as some of you sasquatch white boys. I mean that with the utmost of love for my white brothers. I don't have chest hair which you will probably mock, but I also don't have back hair, which you probably envy....maybe...deep down.....inside....somewhere. God I crack myself up.