God, this cracked me up
posted by Zelda @ 12:24 AM
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
About Me
- Name: Zelda
- Location: Don'tLookForMe, Anywhere, United States
I'm a crack-ho lazy mom who vacillates between feelings of inadequacy and delusions of grandeur. I am not bothered by kid snot, garlic breath or Bob Dylan's voice. But pinch me with your toes and I will probably kill you.
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