Chirotechnics

Monday, November 08, 2004

Mneumonics

In school, there are many tricks that you can use to help you remember various medical facts. Some of them are quite perverted yet funny. Here are a few:

The 12 cranial nerves are: Olfactory, Optic, Occulomotor, Trochlear, Trigeminal, Abducens, Facial, Auditory, Glossopharyngeal, Vagus, Spinal Accessory, and Hypoglossal.
What do we future doctors come up with? O O O To Touch And Feel A Girls Vagina and Hymen.

White Blood Cell Differentials:
60, 30, 8, 2, 0
Never Let My Engine Blow
Boy Vern, My Pussy's Tight
explanation:
60% - Neutrophils - Bacteria
30% - Lymphocytes - Virus
8% - Monocytes - Macrophage
2% - Eosinophils - Parasites
0% - Basophils - Toxemia

Erection is controlled by the Parasympathetic nervous system. However, ejaculation is controlled by the Sympathetic nervous system.
How can you remember this: Point and Shoot

Trichomonas Vaginalis is a sexually transmitted disease that produces green colored discharge in women. This is what we use to remember: Girls turn tricks to get the green.

These are just a few off the top of my head. Do any of you have memorable Mneumonics that you've used to remember things?