Holy Prick!

Zelda and I are trying to clean up our house. We've got clothes lying all over the place because we're getting rid of clothes that neither of us ever wear. I walked into Gwendolyn's room to see opened and empty packages of acupuncture needles. Not only that, there were empty tubes lying all over the floor. The needles themselves were nowhere to be found. I started to panic. I was worried that the girls would stick themselves just by walking on the carpet. I called out:

"WHERE ARE MY ACUPUNCTURE NEEDLES!!!!!!!"

Since it was Gwendolyn's room, I called her into the room.

"GWENDOLYN! DID YOU DO THIS?!"

She only nodded.

"WHERE ARE THE NEEDLES?! SOMEONE CAN GET REALLY HURT!!!"

Her eyes teared up as she pointed to her doll and said, "My dollee was sick."

She had turned her little doll into a pin cusion. The doll was lying face down on a table with pins sticking out of her head, neck, back, hands, and feet. I was so impressed. She actually got some of the points right. And, she didn't even stick herself at all when she put them in her doll.

Thanks Everyone

Let me just first thank everyone for all of your well wishes for my new employment. I'm absolutely loving my new job. I know I haven't been able to keep up with this blog, but there is so much that I have to do that ALL of my time is devoted to promoting myself and this clinic. I'm doing my best to try to make this clinic run as efficiently as possible. However, I do have to take a break every once in awhile, especially after my first official week at this clinic. It was quite busy all week long.

Zelda and I took the kids to Brighton's restaurant to have crawfish. Did I ever mention that I LOVE eating crawfish? My personal record still stands at 60 pounds of crawfish in one sitting. Needless to say, I think I managed to gross out Brighton and her friends with my crawfish addiction.

Anyways, I have to review my contract, come up with ideas to make the office run even more efficiently with me in it, read through the employee handbook and make corrections or additions to it, and fill out a questionnaire to help my new boss out.

I just wanted to drop in and tell y'all that I'm extremely busy, but I am still alive. I will post more soon....whenever that will be.

One last thing. Our email address is jethrozelda@yahoo.com. Dr. Lee wanted to know so that he can contact me.