10 Things I Will Never Say

Tagged By Trashman


1. I just wanna dance!

2. Excuse me. Can I please get a reach around?

3. This white wine spritzer is waaaay too strong.

4. Sure hon. Go ahead and get a breast reduction.

5. Quick change the channel! Oprah's on!

6. That was a well thought out liberal argument.

7. I'm here! I'm queer! So blow me and get used to it.

8. I don't feel like fishing. Let's go shopping!

9. Would you please stick this up my ass?

10. I should have become a gynecologist.

Muslim Double Standard

I'm a little confused here. There was a huge outcry from the Muslim community about the cartoon pictures of the prophet Mohammed. Now, there's the huge outcry about the Pope's comments.

Where was the huge outcry when the 2,000 year old Buddhist statues were blown up?

An anniversary

I've been running out of things to write about. Then, I realized that this is the weekend of the worst terror attack on American soil in history. I was at Blockbuster looking for a movie for the girls to watch when I stumbled on United 93. Zelda refuses to watch it. She said it's too emotional for her. It's the same reason she refuses to watch Passion of the Christ. Hey, that's her decision.

What a gut wrenching movie. I kept screaming at the screen, "Push forward!!!" and "Beat the shit out of that fucker!"

For my part, here's a tribute that I found to honor those who lost their lives that day.